ELSIPOGTOG, NEW BRUNSWICK - With scouts across Kent County searching for signs of seismic testing, SWN Resources Canada appears to be running scared. The company, perhaps reeling after getting caught with their equipment parked on private land, appears to have not strayed from a rock quarry in Moncton since Tuesday, June 25th. Inside sources suggest that next week's shift has also been cancelled, and, if the rumour is true, then they are not scheduled to resume testing until next Wednesday.
As the local community cautiously celebrates an apparent work stoppage, please enjoy this drum song, unofficially titled 'No Frackin' Way'.
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