Idyll No More?

IDYLL NO MORE

 

 

Fun it

 

Idle no more

 

I DULL NO MORE

IDYLL NO MORE

 

 

 

privacy.office@enbridge.com

 

I wanted to offer my services as a cynic to Enbridge.

I could satirize the ‘no pipleline; movement(s) for you.

Like ‘I Dull, No Moor’ (pretty funny huh*) (copyright me)

Okay, get back to me as soon as you can.\

Love

Rick

 

 

*it means I’m stupid, I have no place to anchor my beliefs because I’m so dumb. The suits will laugh no doubt.

 

*joke about nobody at home at Enbridge.***

 

***we can work out a good deal. Act Now!

 

And then I applied for funding for arts project

 

Dear enbridge

I would like to write poems about you and pipelines and oil. I think about three months should do it. I just need a nice place away from noise and some food (bit of pot too please) and then I could write it for you.

 

Okay

Rick

 

Examples of how to write poems for Enbridge

 

Pipe- pipes, pipeline,

Pipe is symbol for penis, when it goes through tunnel that’s a vulva

|And stuff shoots out of the pipe

It almost writes itself

You know, first the pipe is curvy, then it straightens out

Oil can pulse

Pulsating pipeline

The pulsating pipeline entered the tunnel (that’s vulva, remember)

Or in the ground it went

Don’t spill your cede

            Cede could be a pun/homonymic for ‘‘ceed’

                        Like as in ‘succeed’ cause you found oil

Greasy poetry

Is also possible

 

Idol no Moore

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